Ultra Fem! XXX-rated superheroine porn comics!

2012-02-18T11:53:00.000-08:00

MegaCon —
I drove over to Orlando to see some friends at MegaCon yesterday. I only stayed for a few hours on the first day of the con, but I saw plenty! Here's some of it.

Artists' Alley was HUGE! The biggest I've seen. There were SO MANY great artists there! I saw stuff at every table I wanted to buy! But I only got a handful of prints and books.

I talked to Amanda Conner, Frank Cho, Fred GD Perry, Michael Dooney, Phil Noto, Will Pigg, Dan Parent, Stephen Furst, Clay Mann, Brandon Peterson, Danielle Soloud, Wilfredo Torres, Echo Chernik, Keith P. Rein, Ant Lucia, Mike Maihack, George Perez, Bill Sienkiewicz, Renee Witterstaetter among others!

Music is called "Deep Diving Dangerous" by Fab!o
http://soundcloud.com/fab_diamond

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2012-02-13T23:51:00.000-08:00

Gary Friedrich Marathon —
Last weekend, I spent most of Saturday and Sunday live streaming drawings for donations to Gary Friedrich. The resulting 14 drawings are available EXCLUSIVELY from my store in exchange for a $25 donation to Mr. Friedrich. CLICK HERE!

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2012-02-12T12:11:00.000-08:00

Candle Boxxx was here! —
I was paid a visit this morning by Candle Boxxx, and she put on the American Avenger costume so I could take this photo! Look for a BIG announcement about this soon!

Meanwhile, visit Candle Boxxx and the League of Amazing Women!

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2012-02-10T21:00:00.001-08:00

LIVE ART Marathon Weekend! —
Starting tomorrow (Saturday the 11th) I will be spending as much of the weekend as I can streaming live commissions. All money will go to Gary Friedrich.

No fixed prices. Donate what you can, and I'll do a drawing to fit that amount. Sketch, line drawing, full color, whatever. Single characters only.

Watch for an announcement of the live link!

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2012-02-10T11:40:00.000-08:00

Looking over my commission list, I'm surprised at how few involve Marvel characters. Or even Disney. Almost ALL of my paid commissions are for YOUR OCs. That's awesome!

I will honor the Marvel commissions that have already been paid for, of course. I will, however, ask each customer for an alternate choice.

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2012-02-10T09:20:00.000-08:00

RE: Gary Friedrich —
Okay, I've got a lot of writing to do, but here's what I'm doing in a nut-shell. From now on, I am refusing any and all commissions for Marvel/Disney characters. It's not just a matter of supporting Gary Friedrich, it's a matter of self-defense. Marvel has gone much further than throwing out Gary's authorship of Ghost Rider. They have claimed his profits from convention drawings and barred him from making any claims of creatorship or even MENTIONING Ghost Rider. This is more than a defeat of one guy. It's a warning shot aimed at ALL OF US. Marvel has made it clear that we are all not only fair game, WE ARE ACTIVE TARGETS.

I hope other artists will join me.

More to come.

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2012-02-09T11:03:00.001-08:00

BIG RANT about Marvel and Gary Freidrich coming soon.

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2012-02-09T09:42:00.000-08:00

Sapphire in Ankle Restraints —
Regular visitors will know Sapphire from a whole bunch of drawings I've done over the past two years. Like this and this. I drew this one while live streaming the other night. 40 minutes.

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2012-02-07T10:23:00.000-08:00

Night Mistress sketch —
Here's the sketch layer, inspired by Elvgren, for a commission I drew live Sunday. It's my own Night Mistress sunbathing.

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2012-02-06T10:31:00.000-08:00

Erin Esurance in BDSM Trouble! —
As if there isn't enough Esurance porn out there already! I drew this yesterday during my 9-hour live drawing marathon. One of my customers requested her, and I went all BDSM on her. I didn't plan it. It just kind of happened! What fun!

I also drew Elvira, Night Mistress, and my first ever Princess Zelda! You should'a been there!

The marathon was a huge success. I drew for 9 hours, with only a few short breaks, and I completed 9 drawings from scratch. All the work I've done on speed-drawing over the years has paid off. I did most of the 9 drawings in 40 minutes or so, and I didn't have to strain myself.

The marathon was VERY well-attended, too! There were almost 30 people in there at one point, and over the course of the day, more than 70 people came and went. I've been using a streaming service called Join.Me, and it's MUCH easier and friendlier than LiveStream. (It's NOT free, though!)

Watch my Twitter, Tumblr and/or Facebook accounts for announcements about my next live session!

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2012-02-01T11:21:00.000-08:00

Lana Kane and Red She-Hulk —
Here's a super-hot drawing of a busty Lana Kane submitting to a she-male Red She-Hulk! This was FUN! (And it's not even finished yet!)

I get a surprising amount of traffic just for the having the name Lana Kane on my blog. So yeah... MORE Lana Kane porn requests are all right with me!

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2012-01-30T19:04:00.000-08:00

Intense Tentacle Love! —
The girls love the tentacles! Our favorite muscled-up redhead is cumming hard tonight! Take a look!

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2012-01-27T09:51:00.000-08:00

Power Puff Girls —
Last night saw my first ever PPG drawing! (I've done Ms. Bellum, but never the girls!) It's the all-growed-up Blossom! There will be more, I'm sure!

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2012-01-26T09:01:00.000-08:00

Hot Sketch —
Here's an orgasmic sketch I drew for a live commission last night.

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2012-01-24T09:09:00.000-08:00

Store Update! —
I've updated the store to include a link to the 2011.4 set!
AND I've re-introduced the LESBIAN COLLECTION!
Give it a look!

(NOTE: I've looked into a second set of 50 lesbians, but I have not drawn 50 lesbian scenes in the 18 months since the last one. Not even close. I draw TONS of girls, but almost all solo!)

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2012-01-20T09:58:00.000-08:00

Holli Would —
And she did, during my live art session last night.

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2012-01-19T06:56:00.000-08:00

Sage and Rogue —
Here's a partial finish to that X-Women boob-mash sketch I was working on the other day.

When it's finished, Gambit will be in there.

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2012-01-19T05:27:00.000-08:00

Both I and my web site are back online after honoring yesterday’s internet blackout. I was happy to do it. I believe the proposed laws in the senate are corporate censorship, NOT piracy protection. The experience was humbling. My mailboxes are NOT full this morning!

This has made me realize that, while I am dependent on the internet for my living, I do not need to be connected and sitting in front of it all day every day. I will try to get away more often and find other things to do.

Speaking of which... I'm already working on OTHER projects. I'll tell you about them soon.

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2012-01-17T07:47:00.000-08:00

STOP INTERNET CENSORSHIP —
Tomorrow (Jan 18, 2012), I will close this site for one day to honor the internet strike supported by Wikipedia and others. Starting at midnight tonight, visitors will be greeted with a login screen. I will re-open the site 24 hours later. I will also try go internet free as a personal goal. See you Thursday!

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2012-01-16T19:41:00.000-08:00

Star Trek TNG Ladies —
Here's that Start Trek commission I've been talking about. It's Tasha Yar, Dr. Beverly Crusher and Counselor Deanna Troi in a classy lady-threesome.

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2012-01-14T09:28:00.000-08:00

Hello all! —
I've been relaxing for the last 2 weeks, taking my time on some commissions from last year. Look for some Star Trek, X-Men and She-Hulk coming soon! And more Mass Effect, too! I'll get back into the swing of things soon. Probably some live streaming next week!

Meanwhile, I've released a set of FIFTY FREE SKETCHES for download! Half of them are stuff you've never seen! http://www.sendspace.com/file/yf1zx4

My latest THREESOME commission deal still has some slots open, so ask me about those! The DOUBLE PENETRATION deal is also still open!

And please consider buying images sets from MY ONLINE STORE! That's what help me more than anything else!

Thanks again for a great 2011, and I hope 2012 is looking as good for you as it for me (so far)!
*Lisa

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2012-01-03T12:17:00.000-08:00

A Big THANK YOU! —
I want to take a moment to thank all of my fans and customers! This past year was successful because of you all! The summer was slow, and I started to worry, but the fall TOOK OFF! The past two weeks in particular have been quite a success! So 2012 is starting off on a promising note, which makes me happy!

I want to change things this year, make things BETTER. Better for me and the site. I don't know what that means yet, but I'll work on it!

THANKS AGAIN TO YOU ALL!

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2012-01-01T16:58:00.000-08:00

Complete Lisa 2011, part 4 —

Here it is! The final set of 100 commission drawings from 2011!

BUY IT HERE!

The first half of 2011, I did 340 commission drawings. After that, it took me 6 months to complete this another 100. I crashed pretty hard... but only in comparison to MYSELF, I guess! Even so, my completion rate wasn't good enough for a couple of people. That's life, I guess.

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2011-12-30T21:13:00.000-08:00

Psylocke says Happy New Year! —
Or something to that effect!

This is my first Psylocke, and the almost-final drawing of 2011! Heh! Fun!

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2011-12-29T12:21:00.001-08:00

HUGO —
I was going to write a review of the movie "Hugo," but then Kevin Drum did it for me. Pretty much word-for-word what I was going to say.
http://motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2011/12/half-hugo-good-movie-which-half

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2011-12-26T17:15:00.000-08:00

Commission Deals Still OPEN! —
Hey all! My most recent commission discount deals haven't sold out yet! So go get some!
http://ultrafem.blogspot.com/2011/11/new-threesome-deal-60-for-one-full.html
http://ultrafem.blogspot.com/2011/11/double-penetration-series-for-girls.html

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2011-12-25T18:28:00.000-08:00

Xmas Day Drawing Marathon! —
OKAY! The Xmas day drawing marathon is OVER! I drew from noon to 9:15pm, with a one-hour break. That’s 8 hours! I completed 2 existing large commissions, and I did 2 LIVE commissions! And I had 12 to 17 viewers ALL DAY! It was great fun! Thanks everybody!

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2011-12-23T16:45:00.000-08:00

50 Futas, Part 6! —

Go get it!!!!

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2011-12-23T09:24:00.001-08:00

A Christmas Succubus —
'Nuff said.

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2011-12-21T08:51:00.000-08:00

Sketch Blog —
I've begun posting sketches every day on my Tumblr blog. You should FOLLOW IT!

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2011-12-18T16:55:00.000-08:00

The closest I'm willing to get —

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2011-12-17T20:56:00.000-08:00

Sexy Xmas Art! —
I drew a couple of hot Santa Girls tonight! Here's one now!

The blonde was hot, too!

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2011-12-13T10:17:00.000-08:00

Surprise Tentacle Butt Sex —
Here's a nifty drawing I did in my live session last night. Very fun!

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2011-12-03T21:06:00.000-08:00

A Possible Christmas! —
My latest commission morphed into my first ever Christmas card! Ha!

This is what I do every day!

Merry Fucking Christmas!

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2011-12-01T22:30:00.000-08:00

Invisible Woman as Howard the Duck —
While working on a new commission featuring Invisible Woman, I had an opportunity to use a pose I remembered from Howard the Duck #14, art by Gene Colan. Getting those wild fingers right was fun!

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2011-12-01T13:18:00.000-08:00

The 2012 Calendar is Here! —
The Ultra Fem 2012 Calendar has been printed, and the first batch are IN MY HANDS! They're beautiful! If you still want to order an autographed calendar, I'll extend the deadline to Dec 9!

http://utrafemstore.tumblr.com/2012calendar

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2011-11-30T20:41:00.000-08:00

Night Mistress pinup —
I drew this during my live stream tonight.

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2011-11-29T11:06:00.000-08:00

'Walking Dead' just saved itself —
(There may be spoilers here, so read at your own risk.)
Last night, I saw the latest episode of Walking Dead, and I have to say, "Wow."

I've read the comics from the beginning, and it's always held my attention. That's rare. So when the TV show came along, I was more than a little skeptical. Can you blame me?

I waited until weeks after the first season was over before watching the whole thing. I have to say I liked it. They bottled the "feel" of the comics. I did NOT like the final episode, though. It didn't resemble anything from the comics, and it was out of place with the rest of the show. It was too "Resident Evil" for me. And the A-Team action scene at the end? Don't get me started.

Again, I waited a while before starting the second season. And again, it was good. Better than good, actually, with some amazing moments. The surgery scene and Carl's seizure were so well-crafted, they made me a little sick. Zombie gore is passé. Easy. Making me care about a character? That's hard.

But then, last week's episode fell flat for me. The clumsy attempt at a pro-life message was typical Hollywood and very disappointing. Almost lost me there. And I was getting tired of the current story arc, which seemed to be going nowhere.

Then came episode 7. Wow. I didn't see it coming. I love it when that happens. I'll keep watching.

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2011-11-29T08:26:00.000-08:00

New Rule —
I've had to add a new rule to my LIST. You just don't post a money dispute against me without contacting me first! Everybody knows that a dispute in any payment service can result in a suspension or loss of the account. Attacking my only way of making money does NOT help any of us. I sure as hell can't refund any money if I lose my account! Everybody knows my list is months long, and I'll always answer your questions. I've refunded money before without argument, so if you feel the need to "take action," you're gone. I mean BANNED. I won't work with you.

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2011-11-26T08:32:00.000-08:00

Double Penetration series! —
FOR GIRLS ONLY! I've opened a set of 12 commission slots for female characters who crave cock in both holes! For the regular price of a single-character drawing ($60), you'll give your female OC the gift of two large men! CONTACT ME!

Johara
Elzhei
Foxy Redhead
Seiko
Invincibelle
Cream

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2011-11-25T18:36:00.000-08:00

Drawing #400! —
Last year's commission record was 300. This year, it will be WAY past 400! I just completed commission #400 for the year 2011! After last year, I didn't see how I could keep up the pace. Not only did I do it, I somehow got FASTER! What will happen next year??

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2011-11-19T13:52:00.000-08:00

New Threesome Deal! —
$60 for one full-color character +$45 each additional character. 10 slots open!
THIS WEEK ONLY: 3-some for the price of a 2-some! CONTACT ME!
I don't do this often! Jump on it!

Halo / Mass Effect futa crossover
Mass Effect futa threesome
Raven Windtalker and La Diablesse
Cheetah (DC), Tigra and Cheetara
Ultra Fem universe threesome (artist's choice)
Mass Effect futa threesome
Mass Effect futa threesome
Lady Death / Rayne threesome
Chiana, Aeryn Sun and Zhaan futas

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2011-11-16T09:16:00.000-08:00

Jane Jetson! —
Stop this crazy thing!

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2011-11-12T13:26:00.000-08:00

It's Good to be The Pan —
Here's a little idea that made me laugh.

Mermaids.

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2011-11-10T15:51:00.000-08:00

New Wallpaper! —
Featuring the January art from the 2012 calendar!

Buy the calendar HERE!

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2011-11-09T05:35:00.000-08:00

I'll be taking a couple of days off from drawing to let my hand relax. Tendons have been hurting lately. I'll let you all know what happens.

Meanwhile, please order your 2012 Swimsuit Calendar so I can get it to you before X-Mas!

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2011-11-07T16:45:00.000-08:00

Betty and Veronica —
Christmas Special. You know you want this.

UPDATE: I made another B&V spoof cover HERE.

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2011-11-07T13:40:00.000-08:00

Double Penetration drawings! —
I did some sketching over the weekend, and I really liked the results! So I'm selling the set! 12 drawings of GIANT HARD COCKS teaming up on TIGHT LITTLE HOLES!

Buy it! You'll love it! ORDER HERE!

Or check out MY STORE!

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2011-11-04T13:28:00.000-07:00

Milking Machine —
The ladies love it!

A quick live commission from last night.

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2011-10-31T13:49:00.000-07:00

Happy Halloween! —

This live commission from Saturday is a mash-up of influences. Can you spot them?

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2011-10-30T11:09:00.000-07:00

More Calendar Art! —
I'm getting close to done with all 12 drawings! Only TWO left! I'll be making a bulk print order by Nov. 7, so please get your orders in!

This character is She-Man, obviously! She's the first villain I created for the Ultra Fem universe back in 2005. She has a twin sister named He-Ra. Get it?!!

Her muscular build and short haircut were inspired by Goddess Heather. Google her! You'll be glad you did!

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2011-10-27T16:05:00.000-07:00

More Calendar Previews! —
Another peek at the art I'm preparing for the 2012 Swimsuit Calendar!

Buy your copy HERE!

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2011-10-26T17:00:00.000-07:00

Mass Effect Futa Threesome —
It's Kelly Chambers, Miranda Lawson and Samara. Sort of.

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2011-10-24T21:04:00.000-07:00

Butt-Fuck Machine —
A hot piece I drew live tonight. You should watch me some time!

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2011-10-22T21:08:00.000-07:00

Demon in Costume —
What does a succubus wear for Halloween? One of my customers answered that question tonight. Here's my latest live commission. Took about an hour.

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2011-10-19T21:19:00.000-07:00

Night Mistress commission —
My latest live commission. It's Night Mistress bound and attached to a dildo machine. She loves it!

It's always nice when customers pay me to draw my own characters!

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2011-10-17T17:01:00.000-07:00

New Items in the Store! —
I've added the Sweet Emmy and Diana Knight SPECIAL EDITION sets to my store page!
And also a pre-order page for the 2012 Swimsuit Calendar!
Give them a visit!

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2011-10-14T12:29:00.000-07:00

2012 Calendar on sale Soon! —

I'll be setting up a special store page for the Ultra Fem 2012 Swimsuit Calendar in the next few days! It will be $35, AND I WILL AUTOGRAPH EVERY ONE!

Meanwhile, here's a preview of the art for February! It's Night Mistress and her BREASTS! In case you didn't, like, NOTICE.

You need to buy this!

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2011-10-14T11:49:00.000-07:00

Isn't She Neat! —
Holy crap! {facepalm} I am SO glad my friends and family never saw this! I'd have never heard the end of it! I mean, enduring Robotech was bad enough on its own!

So, did any of these little girls notice how frowny tuxedo Rick Hunter went out with Minmei in one commercial and THEN Lisa in the next? Get them started on love-trianlge-geometry early!

(The Lisa doll is actually really pretty.)

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2011-10-12T23:56:00.000-07:00

Big Girl sketch —
Latest sketch for the 2012 Swimsuit Calendar!

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2011-10-08T10:32:00.000-07:00

Boobs! —
I've come to realize I'm drawing EVERYBODY in the Ultra Fem universe with WAY HUGE BOOBS! But Ultra is supposed to be special in that department! And Night Mistress is supposed to be the biggest by far. So when it comes time to draw NM, WHAT WILL I DO??

Decisions, decisions...

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2011-10-07T13:59:00.000-07:00

Latest swimsuit sketch! —
Almost HALF of the 2012 calendar pages are already sold! This was the second one to go!

More to come!

EDIT: The face I drew here was inspired by the style of Colleen Doran. I hope it shows!

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2011-10-06T12:57:00.000-07:00

Lady Power, redesigned —
Okay, here she is! And this is JUST the way I always imagined her!

The 2012 calendar project has prodded me into documenting this character. She needed it! This sketch was intended to be the basis for her calendar page, but it turned out so well, it will become her OFFICIAL profile art! It DEMANDS IT!

As you can see, Lady Power is designed to be a kind of yin-yang to Ultra Fem. She has an air of maturity and dignity that Ultra lacks. LP's no-nonsense professionalism and her "prim-and-properness" did not mix well with Ultra's chaotic and impulsive approach to leadership. She simply couldn't stay on the team.

LP's costume is inspired by the Rocketeer and the golden age Captain Marvel. She shows no skin and her boots have no heels. Ironically, these are traits that Ultra Fem's costume share, but Ultra's bodysuit is designed for ease of REMOVAL. (LP is NOT an exhibitionist like Ultra!) It's all topped off with Kelly Preston's hairdo from Sky High, which impressed me mightily!

One other thing: Lady Power has a little sister. You'll meet her some day.

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2011-10-05T16:15:00.000-07:00

Lady Power —
I drew her once back in 2005 when I started the whole Ultra Fem thing, but just that once and never again. I put her on the 2012 calendar list (see the previous entry), and suddenly everybody's asking: WHO IS SHE??

Okay, here goes. According to the Ultra Fem mythology I've written, Ultra created the Ultra Fem Five team several years ago, and personally invited four other heroines to join her: Night Mistress, The Scratch, New-American Centurion and Lady Power.

I've written about Centurion HERE. The "other lady" I mentioned was Lady Power. She's a tall brunette with long flowing hair, and powers that are very similar to Ultra's, except her powers are magical in origin. If Ultra is Superman, Lady Power is Shazam. LP is leadership material. Very experienced, professional and headstrong. This, together with the fact that she is OLDER than Ultra, made things just... NOT work. The two of them have some sort of uneasy history, but I haven't written details yet.

I do know that, the night Centurion and Lady Power left the group... SOMETHING happened. I'm not going to say just what, but it was important.

Does that help? ;)

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2011-10-04T18:13:00.000-07:00

Adopt an Ultra! —
Sponsor a page of art for the Ultra Fem 2012 Swimsuit Calendar!
Here's a preview of the type of art you'll get! YUM!

12 drawings are available! Adopt one for $60!
Your choices are:

Ultra Fem (the art seen above!) - SOLD! - COMPLETE!
Night Mistress - SOLD! - COMPLETE!
The Scratch - SOLD! - COMPLETE!
The Martian Manhater - SOLD! - COMPLETE!
Big Girl - SOLD! - COMPLETE!
Under Girl - SOLD! - COMPLETE!
Cattail - SOLD! - COMPLETE!
The Pinnacle - SOLD! - COMPLETE!
Lady Power - SOLD! - COMPLETE!
New-American Centurion - SOLD! - COMPLETE!
She-Man - SOLD! - COMPLETE!
Ultra Fem again - SOLD! - COMPLETE!

You will get:

A NUDE version of the art, which will not be published elsewhere
High-resolution art
Your name on the calendar, and links here on the site
If you're an artist, maybe I can paste something of yours in there!

I hope I've explained it clearly. If not, ASK ME!
(Sorry, but the calendar itself will cost extra. They're just too expensive to give away.)

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2011-10-04T08:41:00.000-07:00

Ultra Fem swimsuit sketch —
I realized the other day that it's been an awful long time since I drew any of my own characters. And I miss Ultra! So I started this sketch that will become a swimsuit drawing. And it gave me an idea for next year's calendar. Stay tuned!

We never get to see her smile, do we?
:D

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2011-10-02T21:39:00.000-07:00

Troll Futa in Bondage —
Another new sketch!

We haven't seen his hot Warcraft bitch in a while. All the she-males have been few and far between lately.

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2011-09-30T12:59:00.000-07:00

New Sketch —
First sketch for a new drawing I started the other day.

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2011-09-30T10:52:00.000-07:00

Dark City —
Yesterday, I watched this weird-ass 1998 movie called Dark City. I remember the year it came out Roger Ebert picked it as the best film of the year, and I was so incredulous, I went and rented it. I found it memorable, but certainly NOT the best. I remember Kiefer Sutherland's performance was REALLY bad, and I remember noticing there was a very distracting crazy music soundtrack that never stopped playing. I also have a strong memory of thinking Jennifer Connelly looked awful.

Watching it today, my impressions were much the same, except Jennifer Connelly looked fine. I don't know what I was thinking back then. Kiefer Sutherland was still terrible. I mean REALLY awful. What the hell was he trying to do?? Just bad, bad acting.

For those of you who don't know, Dark City belongs in the same category as The Matrix and The 13th Floor. It's a bit more plausible than the other two, though, and I give it that consideration only grudgingly. The idea of the world and everything in it being entirely simulated or a giant hoax is just not a premise I can suspend enough disbelief for. At least in Dark City almost everybody can tell something is very wrong with the world. They're not stupid.

I see similarities to a bad old anime movie called Megazone 23. Also, there's a scene that's almost identical to one in Urusei Yatsura 2: Beautiful Dreamer. If you've seen both movies, you'll know which scene I'm talking about. (Beautiful Dreamer, by the way, is excellent! I recommend it highly!)

You should give Dark City a look, but don't go into it expecting a great movie.

While reading about Dark City, I kept seeing references to City of Lost Children, which was unknown to me. So I downloaded it. After looking at the first scene, I'm hooked. I'll let you know...

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2011-09-29T20:53:00.000-07:00

Rei, the Ghost Dog —
Sexy, busty, naked ghost-dog-girl in outer space. I drew this tonight live. You can see a recording of the session on my LIVE STREAM page.

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2011-09-27T15:59:00.000-07:00

Sweet Emmy Art Set! —
Here's a surprise I've been working on for months. It's an exclusive set of drawings featuring the characters of Sweet Emmy, and it's ONLY available directly from Emmy herself!

The set sells for $12.95!
Contact Emmy at emmycommission [at] gmail.com

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2011-09-26T16:03:00.000-07:00

Succubus —
New drawing from last night's live session.

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2011-09-26T15:25:00.000-07:00

Galaxy High and Reboot —
Complete DVDs! Just had to show these off!

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2011-09-25T14:41:00.000-07:00

Mystique captured —
...and bound tight!

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2011-09-22T01:23:00.000-07:00

No DC for me —
I'm confused and more than a little pissed off by all the rave reviews I'm seeing for the new DC titles. I haven't read any mainstream comics at all for years now, and when I occasionally pick one up, I see nothing that makes me want to. I've seen the covers for all the new DC first issues, and they are, without exception, uninspiring. Most of them look like FAN ART, for fuck sake! Downright amateurish! Seriously, did they just trawl DeviantArt for these covers?

The whole thing looks like a revival of the horrible 90s, which killed my personal comics habit in the first place. They gave Liefeld a book?? Really?? That fact alone will make me stay away forever. Don't tell me to read these books. I won't. Seriously, I won't.

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2011-09-19T15:16:00.000-07:00

Games I Like —
Here's a long list of online games I like for one reason or another. Some are great games, others are clever or funny. PLAY THEM! I'll add to the list from time to time.

Aether
Alice is Dead series
Alone
Alphaland
Balloon Boy Adventure
Baltar
Being One
Big Bubble
Black Knight Insurrection
Boomshine
Bloons Tower Defense 4
- Bloons TD 5
Bloxorz
Blue Beanie
Bunni: How We First Met
Butcherbugs
Cat Astro Phi
Charlie Sheen Winning
Chickaboom
Chisel
Cigarettes
Closure
Color Tangle
Colour My Fate
Coma
Company of Myself
Continuity
Crush the Castle
Cryptic Canvas
CUBOY series
Dadgame
Daymare Town
Days of Monsters
Depict 1
Desktop Tower Defense
Dice Wars
Dino Run
Dismantle the Radio
Dire Haven
Don't Look Back
Don't Shit Your Pants
Droplets
Dungeons and Dungeons
Dynamic Systems
Effing Hail
Every Day the Same Dream
Exit Path
Eyeballing Game
Faultline
Feed Us!
Flight
FLOW
FuryFury
Gap Monsters
Ghosts vs. Zombies
Gluey
- Gluey 2
Go to Hell
Grayscale
Green Mission
GROW series
Haunt the House
Highlord Tower Defense
Human Centipede: The Game
Hycle
I Wish I Were the Moon
Icycle
Impulse J
Infectionator
- Infectionator: Christmas
Infestor
Inquisitive Dave
Interlocked
Insanity Box
Invisible Trousers
It's a Nice Day Today

Junkbot
K.O.L.M.
- K.O.L.M. 2
- K.O.L.M.I.A.M.
Learn to Fly 2
Little Muddle in the Sky
Little Wheel
LOVE
Looming
Machinarium
Magic Pink Man
- Magic Pink Man 2
Mancala
Mayaboom
Moby Dick
Monster Evolution
Music Catch
- Music Catch 2
Nano Beast
Nimian Hunter
Obechi
One Button Bob
Perfect Balance
Phage Wars
- Phage Wars 2
- Phage Wars Live
Physics Invader
Pick and Dig
Pigs Can Fly
Pixel Grower
Portal Defenders
PUSH
Rasta Gran
Ratmaze
- Ratmaze 2
Red Remover
Robot Wants Kitty
- Robot Wants Puppy
- Robot Wants Fishy
- Robot Wants Ice Cream
Rocket Rescue
Rotten Fruit Tardis
RUN
Rustyard
Scuba
Shakespeare Battle
SHIFT
- SHIFT 2
Small Worlds
Soul Brother
Space Game
- Space Game: Missions
Splitter 2
Stealing the Diamond
Stone of Anamara
Super PSTW Action RPG
Sydney Shark
Tasty Planet
Tax Time!
Tea Sim
Tentacle Wars
- Tentacle Wars: The Purple Menace
This is the Only Level
- Obey! The Game
Text Twist
Transylvania
Tsunami Fighter
UFOwned
Upgrade Complete
Video Falconry
Vox Populi, Vox Dei
VVVVVV
Wonderputt
World Map
You Find Yourself in a Room
Zone Control

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2011-09-18T10:11:00.000-07:00

Super-Witch sketch —
Here's the sketch and line art for one of my current large commission pieces. It's inspired by the 1980s Avengers artwork of John Byrne.

This is fun!

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2011-09-17T14:11:00.000-07:00

Sapphire Proposes to Scarlet —
I worked on this commission for a long time.

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2011-09-16T06:31:00.000-07:00

More Tentacle DP —
New art from yesterday.

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2011-09-12T15:42:00.000-07:00

She-Male Sheeva —
A commission I did today.

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2011-09-11T10:54:00.000-07:00

Draenei sketch —
After all that talk last Thursday about getting serious and doing some drawing, all I've done since then is sleep, with the occasional facebooking or tweeting. It's been GOOD sleep, though, and I feel better today. I actually DID some sketching this morning, and I might actually finish this drawing later today.

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2011-09-08T06:49:00.000-07:00

Threesome Deal! SOLD OUT! —
$60 for one full-color character +$45 each additional character.

THIS WEEK ONLY: 3-some for the price of a 2-some! CONTACT ME!

Sabrina DP scene
Watamaraka and Carrera give Vipra double blowjob
Demona, Sheva Alomar and Dr. Blight
Kim Possible and her 2 brothers
Lt. Uhura with 2 lesbian Klingons
Dr. Who futa companions
Uhura with her Orion roommate and 7of9
Futa Amidala blows futa Leia and slave Leia
Sister of Battle with a futa Desire Demon and futa Sister Repentia
RESERVED

With all the health problems recently, I need to catch up on sales. So take advantage of this deal! You know I don't do this often anymore!

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2011-09-08T06:41:00.000-07:00

Health News —
I lost pretty much all of the past 7 days because of allergies. No really, they slammed me. Bedridden most of the time. Breathing problems got so bad, I went to a doctor Tuesday morning and started a couple of prescription meds. They immediately made me so sick, I couldn't stand it. By late Wednesday, before even two full days of the stuff, I stopped them. Don't ever take Methylprednisolone (Prednisone)! Seriously! I can't believe how bad the side-effects were. My lungs opened up, sure, but I had to pay for it with extreme weakness, sore muscles (especially legs), BAD stomach pain, and for some reason, it attacked my hip joints. I couldn't walk! It turned me into a geriatric! WTF??

So that shit's gone! I've always avoided medications. They either don't do anything at all or they try to kill me. But there are millions of people out there taking this shit every day. Are they having the same side-effects but just keep taking the pills?? They MUST be! No wonder we're so fucked up!

I stopped the pills last night and felt better almost immediately. And had a decent meal, which I couldn't while I was hurting so bad. I feel almost normal this morning, and I'm breathing okay. So I'll draw today, but I missed a whole week of live art, so I'm behind on money. (See the next post for a new threesome deal.)

2011-09-03T13:14:00.000-07:00

The Phantom Futa —
As imagined by ME! Style inspired, of course, by The King Himself! This is the family-safe version. If you can’t stand she-males, you better NOT go see the original at FutanariObsession.com.

This was months in the making. I threw out a lot of false starts and bad sketches until I realized I was trying to do things that didn't fit my style. Then I thought of THIS. It was perfect for me! I wanted to do something that would be completely unique for this character. I think I succeeded.

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2011-09-01T16:24:00.000-07:00

Art of Lisa M. Hayes —
40-Page Booklet! Available at the Ultra Fem Store!

2011-08-29T12:21:00.000-07:00

Tentacle DP —

Drew this in a live session the other day. Everybody loves this stuff.

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2011-08-29T12:00:00.000-07:00

NEWS MIX —
I call it a "mix" cause their's some good, some less-than-good. I've gotten a lot of art done these last two weeks despite being half-bedridden, wheezing and coughing. I was pretty much normal yesterday, but I'm wheezing again today. Head hurts a little. Still sleeping almost round the clock. Over the weekend, I finished work on a giant commission I've been secretly picking at since last year. It'll be a few weeks before I can show it, but it's coming. Had to buy all new clothes last week cause I've gotten so fat. Never a happy thing. Sales are okay, so I'm getting by, but the last two Complete Lisa sets are my poorest sellers. I'll go back to the smaller sets next time. There's no new 50 Futa set on the horizon cause I'm just not getting orders for she-males like I used to. Funny how trends come and go. Hopefully I'll be less dependent on art for income this fall, which will probably be a good thing. We'll see.

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2011-08-22T12:46:00.000-07:00

Complete Lisa 2011, Part 3! —
Officially RELEASED today! Order it HERE!

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2011-08-22T12:10:00.000-07:00

Ms. Bellum and Miss Buxley —
Here's a look at what I drew last night. What fun! This was my first Ms. Bellum (Miss Bellum? Miz Bellum?) commission! I think, anyway. I've done SO MANY drawings, LOL! And definitely my first Beetle Bailey commission! Miss Buxley is surprisingly hot! I certainly hope I'm the first to put Mort Walker's art style on a Gil Elvgren pose. I have to be, right?

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2011-08-20T11:29:00.000-07:00

Huge Boobs in Bondage —
Now this is the stuff I'm supposed to be posting, right?!

I drew this during my live session last night. Took about an hour. If you come to my live streams, you'll see stuff like this every time. (So where are you??)

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2011-08-18T14:00:00.000-07:00

Support Slimy Thief! Get Stuff! —
Regular visitors here know Slimy Thief! Sidney Lima is a semi-regular visitor to my live streams, and he drew this awesome ULTRA FEM art last year! Toss a little dough his way and make Slimy Thief keep happening!

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2011-08-18T12:09:00.000-07:00

Shorty Awards? —
Somebody nominated me in the Shorty Awards! Who?? How??
Anyway, VOTE!
http://shortyawards.com/Ultrafem

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2011-08-15T16:47:00.000-07:00

Watamaraka the Demon Domme —
A live commission I did last night!

2011-08-15T12:59:00.000-07:00

Brunhilde —
Last week, I discovered an old archived radio show from NPR called The Ring and I, which "explores the impact and influence of Wagner's Ring Cycle." (I strongly recommend you give it a listen!) I learned a heck of a lot of stuff. Stuff I SHOULD have known already. I grew up in a household filled with classical music. Rossini, Verdi, Beethoven, and even Gilbert and Sullivan were everywhere. All that great music from the Bugs Bunny cartoons? I could NAME that stuff! The Marriage of Figaro, The William Tell Overture, The Hungarian Rhapsody, and yes, of course, The Ride of the Valkyrie. I knew all of it.

We certainly knew who Wagner was. There were Wagner records on the shelves, but I guess my folks weren't much into him. I never learned the stories of these huge operas. When I got older and got into comics, I became a fan of Thor, and later when she showed up, Valkyrie. I always liked the idea that they came from ancient mythology, and again, I knew about the Wagner operas, but I never bothered. Even when the Ring Cycle was sort-of-incorporated into the comics back in Thor #300 (One of my favorites!), I didn't look it up. Somehow, I never read about the operas in college, or even on Google, until now. It's kind of embarrassing.

But today... after hearing the NPR show and doing some much-needed reading, Brunhilde the Valkyrie is all new for me. And here she is.

Here's my super-short summary of the four operas:

Odin gives Brunhilde, his favorite daughter and leader of the Valkyries, a series of contradictory orders. When she can't follow them, he strips her of her godhood and abandons her on Earth. She ultimately gets even by DESTROYING THE WHOLE DAMN UNIVERSE.

There. See?

She doesn't do it with her mighty spear or while riding her mighty winged horse. She does it almost as an afterthought. Brunhilde is not supposed to be the hero of the story. It's supposed to be the mortal idiot man-child Siegfried. When he is killed, Brunhilde's takes the ring from his finger and destroys it, ending everything.

People who saw the operas for the first time (The whole thing is 18 hours long!) wouldn't have expected this ending. It's all about the ring. It was forged by Alberich the dwarf from magical gold which he stole from the guardian mermaids at the head of the Rhine river. It gives its owner the power to rule the universe. Odin, meanwhile, has contracted Fafnir the giant, the world's greatest magical architect, to build Valhalla, a new realm for the gods to move into. Its awfully expensive, and Odin has no way of paying for it. Fafnir agrees to take the ring as payment, so Odin steals it from Alberich, who curses it as it's being carted away. All who know of the ring will desire it, all who possess it will be murdered by its next owner, and when it's destroyed, all works gained by it will be lost.

So now Fafnir has the ring. He kills his brother in a quarrel over it, and slinks away into a cave filled with gold where he sits in paranoid seclusion, in the form of your typical gold-hoarding dragon. Odin wants the power of the ring, but he can't own it himself for fear of being killed. So he sets in motion a series of events that he hopes will result in somebody he controls coming into possession of the ring. This includes having lots of babies with innocent mortal women. (Doesn't it always?)

Enter Brunhilde. Odin has been gathering an infinite army of slain warriors to defend Valhalla against the power of the ring, and that's her job. But then, word arrives that two of Odin's mortal children, Siegmund and Sieglinde, long-lost twins, are having an affair. Not good. Odin sends Brunhilde to bring Siegmund to Valhalla, which means killing him. But she can't do it. Siegmund is ultimately killed in a fixed fight arranged by Odin, who then punishes Brunhilde by turning her mortal and putting her to sleep. He places her in a ring of impenetrable fire.

Sieglinde dies giving birth to Siegmund's son Siegfried. The boy is raised in seclusion by Mime the dwarf, Alberich's brother, in hopes that he will be able to kill Fafnir and obtain the ring for him. The 18-year-old Siegfried DOES kill Fafnir, but he also kills Mime. He takes the ring and jaunts off to find more adventure, being severely naive, uneducated and fearless. And having never met another person ever. Of course, he turns out to be the one guy who can walk through fire and awaken Brunhilde. He falls for her on sight.

When Siegfried sleeps with another woman, Brunhilde tells Gunther, the son of Alberich, that Siegfried has one weak spot in his back. So Siegfried dies. Literally stabbed in the back. Then Brunhilde learns that Siegfried's so-called betrayal was arranged by Gunther with a magic potion. So she takes the ring from Siegried's dead hand, orders the Rhinemaidens to come get it, then throws herself into the funeral pyre. Valhalla, paid for by the ring, burns.

I had to read through this stuff a few times to get all the relationships right, and I left out tons of details and other characters. Actually though, now that I think about it, the whole thing can be summarized in four words:

Odin is a dick.

Yeah, that's it.

One of the things I find so exciting about all this is that Wagner didn't create any new characters or stories. He took existing mythology and folktales and crunched them all into a convoluted mish-mash that makes a weird kind of sense. (As Nina Paley says, "All creative work is derivative.") He ret-conned it. Just like they do in comics. And along the way, he created a new way of telling it.

I have my own views on Brunhilde. Some day, I'll write down my own version of the ring. If Wagner could make shit up, so can I.

Oh, and you all know how much I admire Steve Gerber's work. Looking back on his stint with the Defenders now, his handling of Valkyrie as a lost goddess with no memory of her past or her husband makes a perverse kind of reverse-sense. I get it now, Steve. I get it.

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2011-08-12T21:11:00.000-07:00

Doronjo in Trouble preview —
Here's what I'm working on tonight. Loving the anatomy!

2011-08-08T12:49:00.000-07:00

Mortal Kombat futa porn —
Besides a couple of Sheeva sketches, I don't believe I've drawn any MK porn. Well, now I have! And there's more scheduled!

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2011-08-04T10:08:00.000-07:00

Furry Beaver Shot —
I need to post some actual ART! Enough with the photos! I drew this busty wolf chick at my table at FetishCon.

There's more to come! And I'm only a few drawings away from releasing Complete Lisa 2011.3!

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2011-08-02T21:31:00.000-07:00

Biggest Boobs at FetishCon! —
We officially crowned the winner! 38JJ boobs! I'm not kidding!
http://biggestboobsintampa.blogspot.com/

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2011-07-31T12:51:00.000-07:00

Vipra meets April Hunter —
My most loyal fans will certainly remember my hot drawing of Vipra as a latex cop! Well... LOOK!

Yes, THE April Hunter! I can't stand it!!!
There's more on my FetishCon blog!

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2011-07-28T23:35:00.000-07:00

Yuuri —
My friend Yuuri, a talented little artist from Texas who has drawn commissions for me a number of times, fell and hurt her back a few days ago. Her medical bills got real high real fast. You can help her by donating a dollar or two at THIS LINK. Please do. Every little bit helps.

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